Monday, January 23, 2012

I've run out of cigarettes! What else could I smoke?

Banana skins? My spider plant?

I've run out of cigarettes! What else could I smoke?
Nows a perfect time to quit sonny, listen to me, I know what I'm talking about.
Reply:your finger?
Reply:TOOOO EZZZZZZ
Reply:When i was a kid, we used to smoke braken, so if you have a wood near you there should be plenty, or you could just go to the shops and buy some more.
Reply:You have got to be kidding?



Nobody else sees the derogatory connotation?
Reply:Become a botanist and grow your own smokes :-D
Reply:Sausage?
Reply:a corn cob pipe
Reply:My grandad smokes a pipe, try that if you have to smoke anything. Its bad, yes very bad!!
Reply:dont smoke...
Reply:Yourself
Reply:Pick your burners %26amp; make a rollie.
Reply:OK you need nicotine patches so go and buy some
Reply:you could roll up the money you would spend on the cigs and smoke that.
Reply:Nothing but tobacco will do. Trust me on this one. I'm trying to quit, so I've run out on purpose. Sucks. Smoke one for me, will ya?
Reply:shisha
Reply:grass
Reply:perminate markers
Reply:catnip
Reply:Get a tin can, like the stuff used for soda, poke a couple holes in it, toward the end, make a poor man's pipe. Break apart whatever is left of the smokes, there's usually butt's left and smoke it out of you pipe, lol.
Reply:I know some kids who used to smoke ivy stems.
Reply:a pole
Reply:cat nip
Reply:plastic board game pieces like maybe those houses and hotels from monopoly.
Reply:How about an exhaust pipe? Do us all a favor.
Reply:Turkey
Reply:urrggghh...u smoke???

don't u guyz ever realize that u r spoiling ur own body, especially ur lungs and heart. ull die sooner if you keep smoking. good for you that you run out of cigarettes. ill tell u a way to smoke healthy.

go outside on a wintery chill morning and breathe out. u can see as much smoke as a cigarette can give out, and its safe as well.
Reply:Should get some interesting questions from the gays
Reply:Try the Radio Times
Reply:u can smoke some tea leaves
Reply:Stick a tube in your cornhole and fart away, then smoke some of that.





You've just become a human Hooka.







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