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So the spider finishes his business but then plants himself here, refusing to move.. What do you do?



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head butt him! then while he's out wipe my but with him.
Reply:*faints just imagining it*
Reply:Eeeeew !! Crikey, I'm totally petrified of those rotten spiders !! Do you realise that they jump?? Had one jump at me about 10 years ago .................... he actually got as high as my shoulders, so tread lightly girlfriend. Also, where there's one it usually has a partner ................ I'd go get a towel and toss it on top of the filthy thing, wrap it up and toss it outside ........... if I was brave, that is !! Maybe that's a job for a big strong boy to do.



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Reply:Like I said before, give him the house. =)
Reply:I have a tourch with a gal of Mapgas.
Reply:Give him something to eat. then maybe he will fall asleep. then scoop him up with a shovel and place him outside. Something that big should be released where it can do more scaring of other people.
Reply:Wipe my butt with the spider. That'll teach him!!
Reply:When I was 5 I brought my Dad the morning newspaper. I handed it to him, (he was still in bed), when I looked next there was a huge tarantula right by me by a small hole in the wall. My Dad assassinated it with the newspaper and then swore because now the paper was not fit to read. Eewww, squishy!!



My thing is flying cockroaches, those freak me worse than spiders, they are just so nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Well after i clean the crap off my self or mybe not, I will run like hail.









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Reply:pee on him it will kill him or he will get real mad......Get the Elf
Reply:it sure is big! but, it's not the same spider, is it, Red? i think i might be looking for a good book about spiders. that is, if i've survived the shock of the first one.
Reply:Let him be Miss Muffet
Reply:I'd call my protector (my boyfriend) in to rescue me, as I'd be screaming and freaking out. I'm terrified of spiders. I mean TERRIFIED! I can't stand them. So I'd call Nick in and he'd.... um... he'd hit it with something, like his shoe. Then FLUSH! and bye-bye mean ol' spider. :-D
Reply:ok hes clean .

pick it up.

bight it head off

spit.

and thoe the boody out to the fans .

demanding that thay throw him back.

or ozzy wont sing his next song
Reply:Start SCREAMING run out of apt. scream some more start crying, omg i hate spiders so ******* bad



have hubby kill it

wake up all of my little town haha
Reply:let him be???
Reply:swear at it.
Reply:ask him politely to leave
Reply:EWE! OMG! I hate spiders so much! I got the chills again! True story: I used to sleep with a fan blowing on my face, I had long hair. Needless to say I thought the fan was blowing my hair, it still did not feel right, so acting on a hunch I swatted at my face, got up and turned on the light, there sat one of those nasty buggers right where my face was! Hated 'em with a passion since.
Reply:take a whiz and flush that puppy away