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Royal Diaries of Clarentice

By:

Savannah Lauren Adams



December 5, 1692

As my glass clear goblets all were

arranged in my palace, I began to wander

outside into the cream-colored roses lying

in a clear blue stream upon the greyest

day ever. It is Sunday evening and I

shall tell you that I am angry because my

father, Felis 23rd goes off to battle so often

that he probably can't even remember what

I look like. Everytime he goes off to battle

he brings home a new wife. Today he came

from a battle in France. This time he

brought back his 50th wife. Her name is

Deana Frose', and I have no intention of

being nice because today she told me that

my father had talked all about me and

then she called me Clarentine, when my

real name is Clarentice. Did my father

forget my name? Did Deana even try to

remember my name?

December 8, 1692

This morning I went outside and was most

hurt to see father kissing Deana. I do not

even want to finish this Deana thing, so

I will tell you something that helped me

forget. I just loved sitting by our eastern

brook, Kondus', as there was a beautiful

view of palm trees surrounded by

yellow Kihohckos which are blooming

blastfully. The Kihohckos' origin is in

Berlin, but brought to my home, Highston,

North Dakota by our Yugoslavian slaves.

These slaves were brought by father to

serve us or either to be killed. My hand

hurts so very badly, I'll write later.

December 13, 1692

I saw Deana last night and she

told my father that they should leave

Highston, North Dakota and rule other lands

like Miclos, Delaware or Krow, Massachusetts,

and that I should be beheaded so I wouldn't

be a worry while they'd be gone. Father

beheaded DEANA! He thought that she

was crazy, and that Deana loved me. Well

I am feeling marvelous, as I sit near a

mountain eating white cloverleaf and watching

a glacier far away be covered by shells blown

from a beach. I will tell you more interesting

stories later.

December 14, 1692

Father is going to battle in New Hampshire.

He told me that he is going to bring

me back the most gorgeous dresses I've

ever seen that had been made in Paris and

New Jersey. He said the dresses will be

made of spider silk and red wool! He also

told me that he will bring back a carriage

full of magnificent garden flowers to plant

by all of our brooks! My only fear is what

father's new 51st wife will be like. I'll write

again.

December 21, 1692

It is twilight and the yellow leaves on the

trees glow brightly. Father isn't back from

New Hampshire. Since he's been gone I

have been mostly at our southwestern brook,

Hile'. Hile' has clean water that has a reflecting

white tint. I also have visited my northwestern

brook, Mod. Mod has the same white tint to it,

but is has alot of green dirt. I will write again.

Decmeber 25, 1692

We have many meals to celebrate today, but

father is not here yet.

December 26, 1692

Father is here, from New Hampshire! He has

brought back the most gorgeous dresses I've

ever seen. They have the softest silk ever, too! I

looked in the carriage filled with the magnificent

flowers and there were flowers that looked just like

the ones at Kondus'! There were ones that came

from Maryland and Kansas and they were the

prettiest to me. They were both white and blue

and they were called Greek Goddesses! Father

said he had won the battle and now owns

New Hampshire! I promise I will tell you

more about this later when I have the time!

Decmeber 31, 1692

Well, Father's new 51st wife is pretty nice so far.

Her name is Roseclarie Min. Roseclarie has black hair and blue eyes.

The only thing thats upsetting about her is that she has a

black and blue colored leg. I will write again.

January 1, 1693

Today I celebrated the new year by planting ALL

of the pretty flowers Father had brought from New Hampshire!

The Greek Goddesses all went by my most favorite brook,

Kondus'. I put the cream-colored roses by my second

favorite brook, Hile'. I only planted 2 plain flowers by Mod,

because it's my least favorite of all. The rest of the

leftover flowers were sent to my garden in another part of

my home, Mistate, North Dakota. I'll write again.

January 2, 1693

I am so mad at Roseclarie because she said she will

no longer let me go to any of my brooks because they're

"too far" away. Roseclarie was nice but, I'm ready for

Father to go to another battle so he can get another

wife.

January 4, 1693

I looked outside my window this morning and saw a

beautiful black and yellow Japaneses Golden bird.

January 8, 1693

Father is finally going to battle in Pennsylvania to help our

ally, Minnesota, take them over, but he hasn't ridden

Roseclarie.

January 9, 1693

Father has left for Pennsylvania and left Roseclarie with me.

January 15, 1693

I'm tired of Roseclarie, and I want father to come home.

January 16,`1693 My birthday

It is midnight and Father has sent a letter saying that he

wants Roseclarie out of the palace because he's already

found a new wife named, Kresa. YAY I'll write later.

January 17, 1693

Yesterday we celebrated my birthday and I got alot of

presents from Yugoslavian slaves and some peasants, it

enlightened me with joy, I also got a letter from Father

saying that he will get me carriages full of dresses and

gold, so I can't wait. Roseclarie didn't give me any

commands yesterday, she cried, but I think it was fake.

She is going to move out SOON!

January 22, 1693

My life is brightened because Roseclarie has moved out and

........... I get my beautiful flowery brooks back.

Evening

I went to Hile' and all of the cream-colored roses were

GONE. I am sooooooo ....... mad. I didn't have

time to go to Kondus', so I'm really anxious to

see if they're still there.

January 23, 1693

Here's a note Father has written that

makes me worry:

Dear Clarentice,

A Pennsylvanian has blinded me with his sword

so I will probably not be back soon because I

need to heal.

Love,

Felis XXIII P.S. Tell everyone.

This is a worry to think about, but he really

did remember my name and this makes me feel

treated! I'll write again.

January 29, 1693

I didn't go to the brooks today because I was

too busy thinking about Father. Father has sent many

letters and his one today said that Kresa will be arriving

tomorrow. Father said he needs to stay in Pennsylvania because

they are healing him with a new ingredient, marroon

eculyptus leaves. I wander what she'll be like. Some travelers

from Normandy came along our road and told us that they

were greeted by some beautiful green eyed, brunette haired

friendly woman that looked like she was in one of my

Father's royal limebur carriages. Father's limebur carriages

are extravagant because of the beautiful wood and of course

the limebur itself, which is green and white hardened clay

rocks that also have a very rare color of purple. Anyway,

since I am sitting in my raggedy recliner that I'd got

as a baby, I am thankful for everything, especially my

Father and this recliner. My recliner is raggy, but it is

more comfortable than a chair that has thousands of

feathers in it. I will write tomorrow.

January 30, 1693

Today Father came back instead of Kresa! Father

decided to say good-bye to Kresa for a divorce.

He divorced Kresa because she wanted to stay

and help other hurt people in war and battle

heal. Father let Kresa have and control

Pennsylvania because he still loved her but

divorced her anyway to come back to me. Father

and me were so happy to see each other and he

gave me birthday presents that were the most

marvelous filled carriages ever and Father and

me had fun in our palace that day, and he

promised that every other war or battle he went to,

I would definitely come to spend time in all other

lands.

The End

Plz read this. need answers! do you like this?
that's really good, i liked it!
Reply:who in the world would want to read that all???
Reply:too much. pretty good though. lol'ed a couple of times
Reply:omg lol.that was long but worth it.


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